And because today is Friday

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And because today Christmas Friday looks like a Happy Holidays card. Some are already soaked, with so many meals, now it’s just a matter of sitting back and enjoying the Christmas Eve warmth. Therefore, for today, while there is light, we leave a table full of French toast (they can be poveiras), scrambled, vermicelli, sponge cake, king cake, dry soups and everything they are entitled to.

By the way, what are the delicacies of your region? Good weekend.


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HUMOROUS ANECDOTES

Joãozinho was in the classroom when the teacher asked;
– Joãozinho? How much are two and two?
-DEPENDS: Teacher, if the numbers are horizontal they are 22 if they are vertical they are 4.
-Very cute, looks like you are really against it! Say it now: Who discovered Brazil?
-DEPENDS: If you refer to 1500, it was Pedro Álvares Cabral, if you refer to before 1500, it was the Indian who was already there.
-Ah!... You think you're very smart, don't you, Joãozinho? You think you're talented, don't you?
Now tell me, how many commandments are there in the Law of God? The commandments are...?
-Well?... IT DEPENDS on the teacher!
-How does it depend?...
- IT DEPENDS, because if they are for men there are ten, but if they are for women there are nine, because women cannot desire their neighbor's wife!
-IT DEPENDS..., whispers the teacher.

My darling! I say this with sadness... There is no crib this year!
The cow is mad and does not stand on her feet.
The Wise Men do not come because the camels are in government.
José and Maria went to apply for the minimum income and the ASAE closed the stable due to a lack of conditions.
The Juvenile Court ordered the delivery of the child to his biological father.
And before they cut me off the internet, I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas!

A farmer wanted his yard's watermelon to be stolen and put a sign there:
"There is a watermelon that is poisoned!"
When the children go there at night, they don't eat anything but also put a sign there.
In the morning when the farmer wakes up he will count the watermelons and nothing was missing. He was all happy, then he saw the other sign which said:
"Now there are two!!!"

The Professor asks:
– Joãozinho, what do you want to be when you grow up?
– I want to be a billionaire, find a beautiful woman, give her a Ferrari worth more than a million + apartment in Copacabana + Mansion in Paris + Jet to travel around Europe + Visa Infinite card, and love her 3 times a day .
And you, Mariazinha?
– Professor, I have no doubt, I want to be Joãozinho's wife.

This section has the support of our reader João Pimentel

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